So So Sonnets

This is a list of some BTS songs,

Ones that BTS themself sang along.

Oh yes, listen to the Pied Piper play,

On a sunny Spring Day.

Whoohoo! I show a Dimple ‘cause of some K-Pop,

As I listen to them Mic Drop.

Listen to the song again, maybe Not Today?

“So ON, and so ON.” Yes, that’s what I say.

Then “Boy With Luv” that’s spelled wrong,

Yup, the title’s too similar to the “Boy In Luv” song.

Light a Fire, call it a banger,

Urgh, I’m Blue and Grey, is that a cliffhanger?

And because I know, Life Goes On,

If my life ceased, that would be a Black Swan.

I’m scared of deep water,

Yet I still love swimming class.

I arrive at four ‘o clock, no later,

And usually I’m never the last.

Recently, I actually quit.

Ouch!  That must have been quite a hit.

There was just this part that I didn’t like…

…coming out, I was so cold, I said, “Yikes!”

Yes, my class was at four ‘o clock,

I wait for the clock to reach the time.

I waited for it to go “Tick Tock!”

And when someone Pees, the pool goes (harhar) lime!

But still, I can’t say I didn’t enjoy swimming,

And I just hope quitting isn’t really sinning.

I have two sisters and they like shows to watch,

They never go outside and play a game of hopscotch.

One watches this show, the main character has a big head,

While the other one watches multiple series instead.

Exactly why they waste their time, I seriously don’t know.

They’re watching so much, Mom doesn’t know what show to show!

I don’t spend my afternoon watching all these things,

When I could instead read Lord of the Rings!

I take a walk around my (sorta) big house,

And I get to listen to some Strauss!

I also read some awesome books,

My sisters would love the plot holes and the hooks.

Honestly!  My sisters!  What do they do in the afternoon?

They watch and watch, I do hope they stop soon!

Dunno why I’m writing this sonnet (or song)

But one day I hope I’ll get to sing along.

I dunno what to say,

But maybe it’ll be famous one day.

Stuff was stuck deep in my brain,

Clogged up by a drain,

Ugh!  I hate Writer’s Block,

But I’ve got to write this in time!  Tick tock!

Darn it, the time’s a-ticking.

While I sit in my chair, uselessly a-thinking.

But it barely helps at all.

When will inspiration give me a call?

Ugh!  Ugh!  Ugh!  Why does this have to happen to me?

I have horrible Writer's Block, can’t you see?