You went shopping one day,
Looked at all the products in an array,
Decided whatever you could take,
Without even hitting the brake!
And this would not be so bad,
Had it not been for the fact,
You did not pay them back,
You did not seal the pact.
You said you would,
While you shopped for cooking brine.
But you raced away when you could,
While in the check-out line!
So the police came to your house for an arrest to put you in jail,
Since you never paid, you had just enough to pay the bail!